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Birthday Party   
10:38pm 07/07/2005
 
music: nine black alps shot down <3

Gosh who would  believe it's that time of year again.

This is an invitation to all of you lovely people to attend my party.

 

Live 8 photos )

 
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Fuck forever if you don't mind   
08:58pm 01/07/2005
 
music: yeah yeah yeahs art star

YespleasePeteDoherty

Last Saturday, before Joe's BEAST of a pool party, we had some fun with photographic devices.

 

Rearview mirror )

 
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02:15pm 04/06/2005
 
music: dfa black history month

GREENFAIR YEAH

 

Photos of a horse and a midget performing fellatio )

 
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08:46pm 25/05/2005
 
music: Brand new magazines <3

I have backache from too much nerding on the computer.

 

Photos of Godzilla licking out your mum )

 
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EUROVISION NIGHT   
09:28pm 24/05/2005
 

Saturday probably the buffest day ever. Interrupted Sarah and Emma's date, bumped into a special someone, had an Articulate + Eurovision party, with Sem in the most hilarious hysterics.

Yes we are cool, we play board games and watch Eurovision

Can only be aptly explained by photos:

 

It's like pornography, only with clothes on )

 
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Golly gosh   
07:50pm 08/05/2005
 

The peel is fo' reeeeeeal

 

Photos, you image-hungry whores )

 
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Joined the rat race   
10:23pm 06/05/2005
 
music: OK GO cos they make heart-throbbingly good music
My oh so fun weekend. Sem and I decided to go to Connor's house, were getting directions on the phone when our batteries ran out. Thus, we were doomed to wander around the back streets of berrylands/new malden for a good two hours before we found the beautiful Becca&Lewis&Ashley&Connor.And many photos were taken, with my REAL camera.

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Sem, lovely as ever
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Jimi Hendrix is alive:
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And, no, I don't know how to do cuts, sadly...
 
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Lilli LOOOOOBES eeryone...and continues...   
02:05pm 12/04/2005
 
music: gwen lalalala
1. i love you, but you must appreciate certain people more.
2. i love you amazingly. what else can i say?!
3. you like to be right. (plus you're really annoying about it, added by Alli)
4. i love you, i'd really love to get closer to you
5. you've been there for me through everything. thank you and im sorry for you having to put up with my stuff as well! i love you to pieces
6. you're such a laugh and i adore you
7. you seem v. cool, even though you do like to throw pennies across roads
8. i want to be you
9. i have a feeling you don't like me. i hope this can be resolved lol
10. iv got to know you much better recently - you is well safe, but beware of the needles
11. there once was a boy with a curl on his forehead, and when he was nice he was very very nice, and when he was bad he was horrid
12. thank you for our amazing conversations - i love you meeshes to pieshes
13. my ever-changing friend. i lurrve you.
14. you are a really nice boy. and when you're hyper you're just funny.
15. you is my g. how has your day been so far?
16. i'm so happy you found happiness with her. you deserve it!! (at last!)
17. best group of peeps. you have lovely hearts - and even better dance moves!
18. i love lollies with bubblehum in them. mmmmmmmmmmmmm. but not as much as i lurrve you.
19. i love you so incredibly much and one day, ill see you on the inside cover of a book. I wanna go visit you! i never realised how much i missed you and just because im foolish enough not to write, doesn't mean im not thinking of you. you are the ultimate SNIFFALICIOUS SEX GODDESS.
20. YOUR FACE. MY BUM. NOW.
 
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Lilli speaks out   
09:19pm 07/04/2005
 
music: Beck - Hell Yes
Lilli decided to jump onto the bandwagon, but seeing as she doesn't have an account, she has hijacked mine, so here is her opinions:


1. i love you, but you must appreciate certain people more.
2. i love you amazingly. what else can i say?!
3. you like to be right. (plus you're really annoying about it, added by Alli)
4. i love you, i'd really love to get closer to you
5. you've been there for me through everything. thank you and im sorry for you having to put up with my stuff as well! i love you to pieces
6. you're such a laugh
7. you seem v. cool, even though you do like to throw pennies across roads

Yuh, then she got bored

8. I sometimes think you are a bit too cool for me, but our bonding through pain is the highlight of my day and I want to stick myself to you x 1000000. You are so goddamn pretty (and have indecent breasts but i DIDN'T SAY THAT)That was by me, Alli
 
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What I Really Think   
10:42pm 21/03/2005
 
music: this apparatus must be unearthed - mars volta
This stuff is what I, like, REALLY THINK... About some people. For no reason. DRAAAAMA.

1 All I can say is, I love you, I wish I had known you for longer
2 No one likes people who take themselves too seriously and thinks they're too good for everyone else
3 I like you, but I hate you more
4 I really regret the stuff we did in the past but I still love you cos you're a darling
5 Stop being so nice! It makes me look bad *tuts
6 You've got him wrapped around your finger, STOP IT
7 I used to hate you, but that was silly cos you're superb
8 The only one out of a group of people that I can trust
9 I've loved you ever since I met you aaaaages ago
10 You have really nice teeth! You should show them more
11 You're only nice to get your own way, rotten to the core
12 Don't EVER mock my packed lunch
13 She likes you as much as you like her, trust
14 High five for spazz dancing
15 I like how you can laugh at yourself, even though you are a poseur
16 I want to get to know you better, cos you seem DEEP
17 Image doesn't count for as much as what's inside
18 Don't make me feel bad about tiny mistakes
19 You like him too, ADMIT IT
20 Don't stop having a personality of your own to fit in


And everyone post a secret! (even a crap one)
 
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It was close to spectacular   
05:01pm 06/02/2005
 
music: Art Brut - bang bang rock and roll
Well friday night was an EVENT, with the

*Stalingrad Death Tribute*

having an amazing debut, much appreciated by those of us who weren't out of it.
Olly and James were naked, the fucking whores.

Saturday spent some time in food street then hung out in kingston with emma and james waiting to be fashionably late to the

!BEST PARTY!

at emma t's house, where we looked at her brother disappointing 'porn'.

If anyone has any photos can you send me them darlings?

Love you all, except for ***** lol

xxxx
 
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Gimp Meets Girl   
07:16pm 08/01/2005
 
music: The Pixies - Where is my mind?
Well, went into kingston today and bought Emma's birthday present.

EVERYONE WISH EMMA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON TUESDAY :)

Hung out with the tiffins, in Burger King... Realised Topshop was a disappointment :(.

Yesterday, James and I set the wheel rolling for a film that is destined to become a cult classic:
Gimp Meets Girl

I don't want to give too much away, but if anyone has a gimp suit, could we borrow it?

Saw James Ellis in kingston too...he's too fine.


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the evening after the morning before   
05:02pm 28/11/2004
 
music: Kasabian - cutt off
Yesterday went to Kingston and saw some of my favourite jokers.

Last night Grace and Will's party, I didn't buy Will a rubber willy in the end, much to my disappointment.
When I arrived it was actually girls one side and guys the other.............Yeah I know, so I went to talk to some guys and then everyone started MINGLING, following my trend eh?
Spent most of the night talking to this legendary guy called Bart.....cos his name's Bartholomew innit? And a joker called Chris, and this guy called Johnny who everyone mocked.

And the Dj was actually the worst in the world.....'I will survive', 'Grease', 'YMCA', the macerena, and 'Get out'

Missed Sinead's sleepover :(
Love you xxxxxxxx
 
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My friends are so depressed.......   
08:53pm 17/11/2004
  ....but only when it's the Red Hot Chili Peppers singing it.

God this weekend was the vent? And I met the most amazing camp guy, in the middle of all the moshing he started a CONGA which everyone joined! I love him!

But let's not get stuck in the past, eh? Today is WEDNESDAY which means mighty boosh was on BBC2, at seven o'clock. Watch it or be square.

And I got into the school play, it's a production of the Grimms tales.....and its called The Mouse, The Bird, and The Sausage, so you know it'll be good.

Much to love to sarah and emma at Lost Prophets! (even though i hate that band)
A question to end on: Why do people get pleasure out of other's pain? (even in sex)
love you xxxxxxxx
 
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Bridget Jones? Who's she?   
08:55pm 12/11/2004
 
music: Bohemian like you
Well school was amazing, because Jamie said 'I am fat' in Spanish without realising it, which was probably the highlight of many people's lives.

And afterwards it was off to the Odeon to watch Bridget Jones. BUT it was SEVEN POUNDS FIFTY which i did not have enough money for, and neither did james, so we spent our time making plans to go to ham.

And i bumped into my oldest pal Stephanie who I hadnt seen for ages, and so james was pretty much ignored as we caught up haha.

Steph met up with her BUFF BUFF BUFF friend also called James, I fucking love him! And she and him had a bit of a romance eh eh? But it's a secret.

Wow then i went home, and got angry at a painting I'm doing.

Love you, my Chesney Chums
 
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Oxford..............................................shire   
09:18pm 07/11/2004
 
music: placebo every me and every you (damn you concert goers)
Well what a merry weekend I had. When my mum told me I had to spend sat and sun in oxford with her friend Martin I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BUT it was very fun, and we saw my mum's friend Dawn with her girlfriend Jacqui. AND Jacqui is making a documentary on..........



CHAVS

for Sky. So they had books about chavs in their house and it was her JOB!

Cannot wait to see muse in two weeks. I might go to see kasabian with Thetheelia.
Or the dresden dolls.

I also watched Shrek 2. I have to say the Pinochio bit is truly inspired....'I'm not wearing women's underwear' *nose grows longer* gingerbread man: 'It's a thong!'

Hope people had as good a weekend as moi......even though I missed you all!!! <3<3
 
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The world just isn't ready for Glam Folk.   
08:08pm 03/11/2004
 
mood: how can you resist those eyes?
music: dresden dolls good day
Today, I discovered that Jamie is obsessed with skeletons and knows the name of like EVERY bone. It's an aspect of her personality I had never even thought about before.
After school, the tiffin boys were outside our school cos they had an inset day.BUT there were about 10000000000 girls hanging around them, so obviously lucy, sarah, jamie and I were too cool to go over there to them and THEY came to US. Now that is the stregnth of our appeal.
Jamie shook some random girl, thinking it was me, and shouted 'GET ON THE BUS!' then ran off. Ahhhh how we laughed. It truly did release a little trickle into my pants.
Then off to Cromz we went, where Charles demonstrated his ALL POWERFUL coolness, I love that pizza delivery boy.
I'm thinking Jon and Celia...are they actually the same people?
love ya xxxxxxxx

Can I also say a HUGE YAAAAAAAAAAY to Ben and Mooki for FINALLY getting together. Ben asked her out and she said yes! How perfect is that?
 
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BITCH FIGHT!   
08:46pm 30/10/2004
 
music: muse feeling good
Today I went to WISLEY GARDENS I know I know, the only place to be.
But unfortunately I had to leave and go to boring old Kingston.....ahhh well.
There was
emma t (the legend),
sarah (sexay hat),
dan (with a raincoat),
ben (the loveliest boy ever),
paul (with his smooth cheeks),
Big J (love his breasts)
jack mackie (hair no longer purple),
james (wearing beanie i told him to buy),
celia (being vicious),
ali b (buff new hair),
beth (she still scares me),
henry (wanting butt implants),
jon (who later stalked me outside my house),
lucy (all over luke),
luke (all over lucy),
alex g (no skateboarding tricks boo)
sophia (she undid my bow, it made me irate)
And i think i left before everyone else started arriving.

Well it was very fun, and FINALLY found out how much of a legend emma t is (she said she used to watch me from afar hehe).
But i left too early, before celia and james fought, before celia threw a panini at him and he put cigarette butts in her hair.

And at like 7 i got a call from a squeaky man saying to go outside my house. And I thought it was just a prank but they kept ringing and it was JON AND DAN with balloons filled with helium.....Ahh simple pleasures.
LOve ya my minions
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Byker grove is better than porn   
10:46pm 28/10/2004
  Today, after going to the cinema with my dad and brother (Quality Time), I turned on the Tv at 4.30, all psyched up about watching My Parents Are Aliens and IT WASN'T ON!!! I was so sad that I couldn't watch Brian's hilarious antics.

But then, at 5, I switched to CBBC and watched BYKER GROVE. And in that one episode, there was a gay boy, date rape, teenage pregnancy, sexual assault, shoplifting, and LOTS OF SEX! I was so shocked, but also strangely aroused because the gay boy is
named BRADLEY
is from NEWCASTLE and has the accent
and is chubby

I couldn't take the pleasure.
PLUS there is a character in Byker Grove called STUMPY who is about 13 and a reject but wears suits and thinks he's the manager of some made-up organisation.

Add to this: some loveable chubby twins; two boys obsessed with fossils; a fat 'grunger' boy who wears ankle swingers and you have the best TV programme EVER!
Watch it Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5 on BBC1
Love ya Bradley
xxxxx
 
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09:34pm 27/10/2004
 

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Wellie wellie wellie aren't I the PIMP now
I know how much you guys love looking at these amusing things
I'm just surprised joe didn't take more of a starring role
 
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